*Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
*Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
*Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
*It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
*Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
*If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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